Today, I'd like to take it down a bit, and talk about one of my favorite people.

That's right, I'm talking about...

Debra...

That's right.

Debra...

Or as I like to call her:

Ma'am...

Because, when you're me--and precious few are...

(cue music)

It's not unusual to be loved by Debra...

(ba-da-da-da-da-DAAAAA...

It's not unusual to have fun with Deb-er-a....
but when I see Debra Neff Nathans with anyone
It's not unusual...

--to see me cry...

Oh, I wanna die...

It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see Debra Neff Nathans, it's such a crime...
If you should ever want to be loved by Debra...

It's not unusual...

It happens every day!

(Dum-dah-DAHH)

No matter what you say...

(Dum-dah-DAHH)

You find it happens all the ti-yi-yi-yime...

Love will never do--

(Dum-dah-DAHH)

--What you want it to--

(Dum-dah-DAHH)

Why can't Debra Neff Nathans be MIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YI-YI-YINE!!!!

(Nathan Character has actually witinessed the one time I've ever been able to hit this note.)

It's not unusual, to be mad with Debra...
It's not unusual, to be sad with Debra...
But if I ever find that Debra's changed at anytime...

It's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with Debra-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...

Ah-whoa-whoa...

Ah-whoa-WHOA...Whoa-whoa!




Okay, that oughta do it.

I think I actually creeped myself out with that one.

My cousin Takeo is coming into town tomorrow--YAY! He'll be seeing the show on closing night, which is when I hear that a few other friends will be there. Should be a good night.

Plus, Strike is gonna be so flipping easy it's not even funny.

And yet I shall laugh openly.

Ha.