First off, Happy Birthday to John Woo.

Second--Adam, this is for you.

This is a cartoon I drew, that my friend Adam Spiegelman wrote, in which our hero ("Eyeball Bill" as named by Alex Dunne), is asking Tracy Madigan (chick we used to drool over), on a date.



This was in the 1989 April Fools issue.

Also in that issue, was this story:

Food Mixup Kills Students
On March 8, six MHS students were sucked out of the main building cafeteria after they ate lunches which were mistakenly delivered by Pan Am's food service.

The airline lunches were delivered to the MHS cafeteria after a paperwork snafu delevered the wrong food to steel-workers and NBC executives in New York City and an airline routed to Pigmolar, Arkansas from the Newark International Airport.

The mixup was corrected and all food services involved received the correct food the day after the cafeteria incident.

Oh, and this was our credit in the issue: