Okay, everybody. Let's sing along (to the tune of "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay"):

It's Project: Blitzkrieg Day,
It's Project: Blitzkrieg Day,
I'll get no sleep to-day,
It's Project: Blitzkrieg Day!

Here's the list of writers and directors for week one (this weekend):

March 1 Writing Session

1. Matt Cibula
2. Kitty Dunn & Kate Hewson
3. Lisa Konoplisky
4. Rob Matsushita
5. David Pausch
6. Kathie Rasmussen
7. Doug Reed
8. John Sable

March 2 Directors

1. Holly Allar
2. Meredith Berlin
3. Betty Diamond
4. Ray Dvorak
5. Craig Johnson
6. Raun Norby
7. Alex Peterson
8. Deanna Reed

So those are this weekend's players.

Just got this email from Doug Reed (titled "Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night..."):

I just wanted to say that you are all slimy, beautiful bastards, and I can't wait to have hot sex with each and every one of you at some point in the next 24 hours.

God, I love Blitzkreig.

Love,

Doug

Which was followed immediately by this reply from Buck Hakes:

Just so you know, they've issued a winter storm warning for midnight tonight through noon Saturday, so we all may get to know each other a LOT better than we really wanted to over the next 48 hours.

Cannibalism may also be involved--which, depending on your point of view, could make the experience that much kinkier.

Dave Pausch then added:

Should one of us bring a shotgun--probably Rob--in case the wolves try to get into the theatre?

Buck:

Wouldn't work, unfortunately--all of Rob's guns are fake. (Except one, and I can't remember which one that is.)

I'm playing it by ear. Expect more info as the day goes on.

Which one is fake is on a need to know basis.

Doug:

Wow. What are the criteria to decide who is eaten and who lives? What does the Boy Scout manual have to say on the topic?

So today might get more interesting than we planned.

Gulp.

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